Thursday, December 28, 2006

xmas report

so i went on vacation as planned. with just enough debauchery to make it worth my while... j/k there wasn't quite enough of the debauchery, but there certainly was well enough intemperance. so much so that i'm still hurting, and it's been maybe 3 days since the incident.

i learned something about myself though. when cut, i do bleed. roflmao. any rate, although on a scale of 1 to 10 it was rather a 4 or 5, it was infinitely better than last year. so raise your cup of wassail with me (or something stronger if you please) and toast to friends, family, and hedgehogs. salut!

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

nude, not naked

whatever. either way you have no clothes on. and folks can walk up to you and say stuff like:

--h'mmm, is it normal for one testicle to be bigger than the other?
--you're smaller than i thought.

but if you always keep your clothes on then where's the fun?

sure being clothes-less can be demeaning and degrading, but isn't it a little empowering? come on, isn't there a little bit of exhilaration at being you, and being free of the binding pieces of cloth, leather, what-have-you?

Monday, December 04, 2006

er-hum!! yer attention pls

for them that was in the know, and even for them that wasn't (i loves you too fersure), behold:

this is what i was doing this past november. writing when it was easy, and writing when i thought i would have to dig the thoughts out of my head with a metal hook. there was a muse, but she appeared briefly and under differing guises. ...i really hope i meet her again, no matter what she looks like. it was intoxicating being with her, absolutely intoxicating. *sigh*
at any rate, nanowrimo is THE PLACE to be in november. woot!