xmas report

so i went on vacation as planned. with just enough debauchery to make it worth my while... j/k there wasn't quite enough of the debauchery, but there certainly was well enough intemperance. so much so that i'm still hurting, and it's been maybe 3 days since the incident.

i learned something about myself though. when cut, i do bleed. roflmao.

...at any rate, although on a scale of 1 to 10 it was rather a 4 or 5, it was infinitely better than last year. so raise your cup of wassail with me (or something stronger if you please) and toast to friends, family, and hedgehogs. salut!